Now is that grand moment! You have found the golden key to the land of diploams. While we do offer course work to give you some sense of accomplishment, it is not required, just like for the rich at Ivy League schools. Below, we have several degrees offered.

Unlike many schools, we do not offer degrees based on Arts, Sciences or Philosophy. Here you either can gain a degree in Reason or directly in the subject in which you choose. Now, why would we only offer degrees in Reason? Well, the current system is flawed. Arts are the study of things that contribute to society. Now, we can't exactly say our degrees do that. Sciences are the study of technical fields. Again, we aren't exactly technical here. Finally, there is Philosophy. This one closest resembles our programs, but again, there is a flaw. In a great Mel Brooks movie, a character once stated he was a stand up philosopher. The person replied, 'Oh, you're a BS artist'. Well, that idea seems to stick around there. Because of this, we have chosen Reason, which for the average person is an educated use of their mind to accomplish something. In our view, Reason is most related to common sense, which is something that can not be learned in a book or from a class. Because of this, your degree in Reason (Bacheor of Reason in Fishing for example) is a high honor. Please choose and print with care!

For those of you that want even more, we do not offer transcripts here, but we do have a letter of verification stating your GPA. This just adds to the greatness of this program.

Degrees
Bachelor of Reason
Bachelor of Your Subject
Master of Reason
Master of Your Subject
Doctor of Reason
Doctor of Your Subject
Honorary Doctorate
Verification Letter


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